itemsguy asked:

If you had to date a flavor of ice cream for a week, which flavor would it be and how would you react to it dumping you.

I would date mint chocolate chip because mint chocolate chip would have a really really good sense of fashion.  they’d be super chic and i’d look really cool for dating such a cool ice cream (get it)… and when they break up with me because im the least chic person, i will cry on the floor because i simply was never good enough for them