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 chicken strip(s) on my plate
Dec 20 '11

It kind of really confuses me when Barbie commercials have little girls dressing them up and brushing their hair
Like no
Barbie is not about fashion. Barbie is about collecting as many dolls as you can get your grubby 7 year old hands on and dominating the living room with your expansive empire of plastic women. Barbie is about creating intricate social structures and spicy inter-family conflicts between town house residents. Barbie is about formulating complex back stories for tortured Ken dolls with emotional scars. It’s about creating near-sadistic dramatic plot twists that split up marriages and cause that one Barbie you really dislike to be ceremoniously tossed down the stairs in order to be offed by the jealous ex-wife of Ken #4.

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    We had a teenage prostitute/young mother of two, a boy who “disguised” himself as an adult to seduce the babysitter he...
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    Who didn’t throw a Barbie down the stairs every once and a while to spice things up? I was the kid who’s idea of playing...
  13. katieislikeadungeondragon reblogged this from clownprince-of-crime and added:
    I only had one Ken for a long ass time, so all of my Barbie family story lines put Big Love and Sister Wives to shame.
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    don’t forget the polygamy
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    I suddenly feel so much more normal.
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    I feel like there are secretly a lot of us out there.
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    there are actually more people like me? I always made my barbies kidnap and torture each other. I only had like one Ken...
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    Nope, I did that all the time. My Barbie dolls were such whores. And I didn’t even play with the ken dolls, I stole my...
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